Life Lessons by Abdi, Maryam, and Yianni

We learned that in school if you have beef with someone, don’t go to the bathroom alone or you may be drinking water from the toilet.

We learned that if you don’t play nice with teachers it might affect your grades.

We learned that being creative had its rewards

And that art class is only important if someone important thought so.

We learned how to run away from school

And that escaping school might cause you grounding at home

We learned how to cheat when we had to pass our exams.

We learned that love makes the world go round but showing any signs of affection in public was against the rules.

We learned that there are no shortcuts in learning

But also how to force the naïve to do our homework

We learned how reading was important for our minds.

Except if it’s the wrong book.

We learned that some teachers tend to favorite some of their students

And that nerds are more favorite students for the teacher.

But that’s not exactly the case for the rest of the school.

What we learned in school- Rex Wu

We learned that do not use computer for fun.
Every time I use computer to do my homework, I wanted it for fun. I hoped god would do homework for me. But this kind of miracle never happened to me.
Throw paper but don't hit other student
Make sure flash your sturff away after using toilet
Get lunch, follow the line
Finishing all the food which you bought in lunch
Know the direction to your next class
When I know the direction of my math class, I would not pay attention in class.
Talk with the teacher but don't said mean things
But my physics teacher would play a jock to me when I was late. She said "Smoke in the bath room."

What We Learned In School- Annie Yu and Lindsey Robson

We learned that little boys had cooties,

We learned that we can’t chew gum in class, after being made to spit it out,

We learned that procrastination is not the best way to get an A,

We learned that detention class is what we are rewarded for not doing our homework,

We learned that attendance is a must and that tardiness is not tolerated after having a lunch detention with the weird attendance officer,

We learned that sitting in the corner of the class is the best way to get some good sleep,

We learned that snow days often are enjoyable at the time but are not so fun when you
have to make it up at the end of the year,

We learned that we are not allowed to have any excuses for not doing homework even we
have one that makes sense,

We learned that sometimes practice lockdowns are really lockdowns with drug searches and police dogs,

We learned to send text messages under the desks and tables all in all for the most part
we learned how to not get caught.

What We Learned In School By Najma Ali And Muna Dirieh

Never go to the boys bathroom and theres no soda machines in there too.
Learn to not chew in class.
Learn to always wash your hand, even though some of the teachers dont wash their hands themselves.
Learn to never skip lunch or else lunch detention is riding up on you.
Learn to agree and never disagree
Learn to be open-minded, but they tell you what to think.
Learn to never bad mouth a teacher.
Learn to never skip school and roam around the school at the same time.
Learn to never smoke in the bathroom because you will get caught.
Cheating is never the solution.

What We Learned In School

By Fahad and Eddie


We learned that if you miss a practice, you’re a bench warmer.

Cheeseburgers don’t stick to the window.

Fighting in school can only make you end up at the principal’s office.

But allowing your dog to poo in the hallway can get you suspended.

And playing with cats always ends up with scratches.

You should never leave the lid off of the snake’s cage.

To get a good grade always kiss up to the teacher.

But you’re not allowed to actually kiss the teacher.

If you’re in the hallway instead of in class, you will be caught red handed.

Unless you’re slick.

What We Learned In School
By: Jimmy Wall, Tyler Stauch

In school we learned not to stick gum under a table, that would lead to a detention, or even worse,

We learned Arithmetic so we could count down the days until summer,

We learned Science, so we could poke dead frogs with a stick,

We learned English, so we could effectively disagree with our parents,

We learned History, so we could never talk about it again,

We learned Spanish, to hurt our brains,

We learned to respect our peers, only to hate their guts,

We learned the Health system, wow that was interesting,

We learned how to eat lunch, we thought we already knew how to do that,

All in all, we learned a lot…

What We Learned In School: You'll Be Punished

We learned that...if you get up and walk out of the classroom without asking, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you stick your gum underneath the chair, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you cut in line in the cafeteria, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you're late to class, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you get caught texting, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you throw food, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you're not nice to others, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you don't do your homework, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you don't dress properly, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you don't have a pass in the hall, you'll be punished

We learned that...if you don't attend school, you're parents will be punished